"My bespoke psychopath..."

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captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best. 

omfg


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wearejohnlocked: daughter-of-white: sakura-rose12: Guys, guys, I made a gif. LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES. *rage quit* Worth it. my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to show hER THIS GIF IM DONE Via Socks: Found

wearejohnlocked:

daughter-of-white:

sakura-rose12:

Guys, guys, I made a gif.

LOOK AT IT. IT GAVE ME HELL. PHOTOSHOP CRASHED 4 TIMES! 4. FREAKING. TIMES.

*rage quit*

Worth it.

my mum heard me and came to ask me what i was laughing at and i had to show hER THIS GIF IM DONE


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remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze

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i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all

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crazed-and-confused:

bigdoggles:

how is that even related

this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with? 

This comment ^

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maybeseeyoutomorrow: My brother and I were discussing the death of stars, and he asked me when I thought our sun would die.My mother: What? Our sun wont die.Me: Um… little bit, yeah.My mother: You can’t believe everything you hear.My brother: It happens to every star, mom. Stars die.My mother: Well, maybe God made our sun different.Me: … Via See you, Space Cowboy.

maybeseeyoutomorrow:

My brother and I were discussing the death of stars, and he asked me when I thought our sun would die.

My mother: What? Our sun wont die.

Me: Um… little bit, yeah.

My mother: You can’t believe everything you hear.

My brother: It happens to every star, mom. Stars die.

My mother: Well, maybe God made our sun different.

Me: …


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LUCIUS IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS Via this is boredom

LUCIUS IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS


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profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

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